hyperboles about hyperbolas

Writers get to treat their mental illnesses every day.

-Kurt Vonnegut

Nov
24th

Tue

I put Descartes before des horse.

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From my cousin’s About Me section on Bookface. Made me lol. (via andreaallen)

Direct rip from Tom Robbins’ Jitterbug Perfume. I’m not sorry (well, actually kind of)

For my memory: The Mercure

Because I can break my free keepsake pencil, but I can never break my tumblr… ( I think? )

Will Ellis is nothing but a two-bit liar!

Filthy Michigan lover, Seth Rogen look-alike, libel spreading, opinion writing, cynical elitist, no-good maniac!

you forgot art history elitist!

Nov
23rd

Mon

1. Have an argument.

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Internalizing these ideas will decrease your web-stress.

Nov
20th

Fri

Dill rice?? What’s the dill with that??

— Me, in the dining hall. Yeah, I crack myself up.

Nov
19th

Thu

Me: I hope you're having a wonderful time in DC!
Michelle: For sure, right now I'm watching a Korean beat boxer
It was so cool! I'll post a vid soon (read: I'll post the link to someone ELSE's video)

Nov
18th

Wed

useful for Berkeley.

Nov
16th

Mon

Confirms my theory that every Filipino in the world can sing.

Nov
15th

Sun

Why am I just now finding this??

Courtesy Jolene’s fb

Nov
14th

Sat

sar is it good?!?!

the main character in real life is dead now he just died did you know :(

sar is it good?!?!