| JR: | So I set the mouse traps.. |
| Me: | Peanut butter for bait? |
| JR: | No, little pieces of bread, dipped in olive oil, and topped with a little slice of brie. |
| Me: | Are you serious? |
| Me: | Did you put the world's smallest Dixie cup of wine next to it too? |
| JR: | He's gonna love it. |
My bf is innocently pretentious sometimes
